Occasionally I am thankful for something I don't do with my partner in retirement. Square dancing. Bowling in matching his 'n her shirts. Collecting golf balls.
While running an errand in the car today, we passed the spot where a guy sells used golf balls and Bruce recalled having seen an ad on TV for special ball-finding glasses. The second pair, for a limited time only, was absolutely free! I briefly imagined the two of us wearing hideous glasses trudging toward the 18th hole, lugging a bag of balls. We agreed that this was a retirement activity that might appeal to some, but not us. Lord, no.
But I'm not so certain about my husband and metal detectors. Do they come in pairs? Should I add to the "don't do" list?