For years I have declared that retirement homes need better Musak if they want to lure me as a resident. No Five Foot Two, Good Night Irene or Toot Toot Tootsie for me. A Beatles soundtrack would be acceptable, however.
The Village of Riverside Glen must have seen the memo because strains of very orchestrated Yesterday greeted me as I arrived for my volunteer shift today. I hate to think what this implies.
Regardless, I have no intention of moving anywhere for years and years. I'll just appreciate inoffensive, familiar background music as I cull their library collection.